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Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A. She didn't keep her mouth shut! |
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Question and answer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been
using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen. |
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Question and answer
Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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I can't breathe without
that
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair
parlor with her walkman on her head.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she
notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty
specialist getting annoyed.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it
off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist
picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out,
breath in". |
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did you know |
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Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food! |
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| Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935. |
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| the Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches in winter? |
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