jokes

when man say..."can I help with dinner?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

Question and answer

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Question and answer

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Question and answer

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

did you know

 Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.