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Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex? A. When Hillary is out of town. |
| A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?" |
Question and answer Q: There are 17 blonds standing
outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? |
Let's take a trip to Disney Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home. |
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In the ocean it is totally dark at depths greater than 600 meters. About half the animals found below that depth glow. The light serves to attract prey and mates. |
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| At an average speed of 15 feet a day the sloth is the slowest animal on earth? | ||||||||||||
| In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. | ||||||||||||
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