jokes

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

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Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

did you know

 An average size room contains about 90 pounds of air.