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when man say..."I was listening to you. It's just I
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? GIFTED!! |
Question and answer Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? |
What type of prize did you win? A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!" The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!" By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes." Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
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One in ten people live on an island. |
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| It takes 15 facial muscles to laugh? | ||||||||||||
| People who chase after rare birds are called twitchers? | ||||||||||||
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