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Q. How come Mike Tyson's eye's water during sex?
A. Mace |
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Question and answer
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to
twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
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Question and answer
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of
blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
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Want me to paint for you?
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M
factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore,
she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if
anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint
my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and
decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with
satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of
paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
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One square mile of rainforest has more types of butterflies than all of North America. |
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| The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado? |
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| In Pakistan, it is rude to show the soles of your feet or point a foot when you are sitting on the floor. |
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